(Source: kakochii)

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

intertnet:

my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning 

(Source: darlingjustbehuman)

persiflet:

five favorite books: ptolemy’s gate (jonathan stroud, 2005)

"The whole idea is ridiculous, anyway. Equality is impossible between humans and djinn. You are young and foolish, so perhaps I shouldn’t be too hard on you, but the notion is misguided. I have known a hundred masters over five thousand years, and whether their pentacles have been drawn on the desert sand or on the turf-moss of the steppe, the enmity between me and my summoners has been great and everlasting. So it has always been. So it shall always be." 
I finished in resounding, plangent tones that brooked no argument. They echoed dramatically back and forth across the empty room. The girl smoothed back her hair. 
"Absolute tripe," she said. "What about you and Ptolemy?"

persiflet:

five favorite books: ptolemy’s gate (jonathan stroud, 2005)

"The whole idea is ridiculous, anyway. Equality is impossible between humans and djinn. You are young and foolish, so perhaps I shouldn’t be too hard on you, but the notion is misguided. I have known a hundred masters over five thousand years, and whether their pentacles have been drawn on the desert sand or on the turf-moss of the steppe, the enmity between me and my summoners has been great and everlasting. So it has always been. So it shall always be." 

I finished in resounding, plangent tones that brooked no argument. They echoed dramatically back and forth across the empty room. The girl smoothed back her hair. 

"Absolute tripe," she said. "What about you and Ptolemy?"

monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

the-onion-slut:

I used to be a straight A student

Now I’m not even straight

gabrielrobertflores:

…and we all agreed on the same thing

gabrielrobertflores:

…and we all agreed on the same thing

(Source: gabrielrobertflores.com)


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beyoncespenis:

robertvision:

Frank Ocean - Bad Romance (Lady Gaga Cover)

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(Source: hail-robert)

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cinematicnomad:

crazyassmurdererwall:

scottthepilgrim:

what if when you killed someone you gained their best trait

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   (via crazyassmurdererwall)

lawchan89:

Dreamworks does certain things better than Disney

Blue Sky does certain things better than Disney

Laika does certain things better than Disney

Disney is no longer the singular outlet for quality American animated films anymore

Get over it and get used to it

toblog-or-nottoblog:

The Lost Princess

toblog-or-nottoblog:

The Lost Princess

  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.