• outfit game: on point
  • mental health game: ?????

khaleesmas1:

hnxy:

khaleesmas1:

date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.

u sound poor how dare you talk to me 

(Source: kanesus)

loish:

latest stress relief piece!

loish:

latest stress relief piece!

(Source: hiddenlex)

phrenotobe:

consider height difference cyclic reincarnations where the immortal one seems to get shorter over time because they didn’t get any taller but their soulmate did with each incarnation and they have to bend further every time because back in the day five feet was a respectable height. 

gaypee:

forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember

(Source: freereceiptwithpurchase)

eosthetic:

always say thank you to the bus driver and the crossing guard and the cashier and the person holding the door for you this is crucial

When I walk into a church, I only see paintings of white angels. Why?- Eartha Kitt 

ardatli:

sciencefictionbaby:

this next trick is a little something i like to call “bulking out my bibliography with articles I barely looked at”

“Works Sighted”

"i’m at a point in my life where everything is falling apart and everything is coming together at the same time."

   — (via prosaic-wonderland)

(Source: kushandwizdom)

preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

  • Person: Scale of 1-10 how dramatic are you?
  • Me: Phantom of the Opera overture
burnalltories:

this picture looks like the goddess of the sun and goddess of the moon decided to marry

burnalltories:

this picture looks like the goddess of the sun and goddess of the moon decided to marry

(Source: reinelsa)

"Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made."

   — Tyler Kent White (via lawschoolsam)

(Source: allwereallyneedisweed)